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Jason Sizemore (LJ: [info]jasonbsizemore, who is the publisher of Apex Books, has a very funny short story appearing online in a contest run by the die, monday! blog. I didn't know much about the blog or the contest, but I read the story and enjoyed it immensely. Jason explains what the contest is all about in his post Rallying the troops: Unwarranted Serendipity. Essentially, "die, monday!" is a humor blog for people needing levity in their workday, and the contest was for work-related stories. The ten best stories are currently appearing on the blog, and readers are being asked to vote for their favorite.

Jason's entry, Unwarranted Serendipity, is a fictionalized (I hope) account of his first convention experience. Anyone who's ever been to a science fiction, fantasy, or horror convention will find a lot of familiar humor in his story. And if you haven't been, it's an...interesting introduction.

If I was asked for a tag line for the story, it would be, "See the wacky hi-jinks ensue when a brand new horror publisher attends his first convention!" Or something like that.

Anyway, I highly recommend it. It'll take a few minutes to read, and it'll give you a good laugh. And if you like it, you can vote for it.

And if you're interested in the rest of the stories, the list of the top ten stories can be found at die, monday!: Top 10 Stories! for the Best Story Contest.

(Disclosure: Apex Books is the publisher bringing out I Remember the Future this fall.)

I wonder if Charlie Finlay...

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 10:29 AM
...gets teased about going to Candy Mountain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4

Warning: This is four minutes of your life you won't get back.

Busy Bee! Work'n Here!

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 9:55 AM
Simply have had little time to make any real posts here, but I do try to keep up on things with you all out here in LJ Land.

I have a bunch of new projects going on, including some pretty swank announcements to be, well, announced soon. But for now let us see what's do'n:

I'm now the web designer and host for the infamous West Philly institution, the Clark Park Music and Arts Festival. I'm in the midst of helping the new organizers sort through the mess that was the event's web presence, which at this time is just a MySpace page. We're fixing that. I'm putting together a site that I think will represent the event pretty nicely.

Zombie Monkey Projects is becoming a pretty popular place to visit for nerdy stuff. I've been happy with the response all around.

I have two design projects for charities I'm currently working on - The Scares That Cares anthology which I'm designing the book cover for (and doing the initial shoot for today). And there's the SPARC Summer Experience for Gifted Children which is going to release a compilation disc, of which I'm working on the design.

The plans for this year's Philly Zombie Crawl Zombie Prom are steamrolling down the pike. There's a lot of pretty amazing things that could be happening for this and to be very honest, I've never been this excited about the Halloween season in a very long time.

The work on PhillyFrights.com is chugging along nicely. I'm hoping that I can have it ready for the Halloween swing, which it should be.

And I just finished up the new site JenniferBrozenske.com. I think a lot of folks on my friends list know Jenn from here Candelabra Productions days. This site is for her other creative side to life, an opera singer.

I should have a new piece to unveil later today. It should help satisfy a certain crowd that's been waiting for this. I'm looking at all you Steampunk freaks out there. ;P

So there's my attempt to keep all you suckas updated and stuff.

Happiness is high tide at Boothbay Harbor

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 10:11 AM
Only three more days until I go home. I'm getting really homesick. I just can't wait to get a deep breath of fresh pine air.

Pics of Maine )

Writing Update, with Swearing

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 10:13 AM
First, the good news. I e-mailed "Red's Tale," my counterstory for the CatsCurious Faery Taile Project, to the editor over the weekend. Last night I got an e-mail back from her. She may have a few comments for me, but described the story as "brilliant," so I think I'm okay. At 9000 words, I think this is the longest story I've written that isn't a novel. Looking forward to seeing what the artist comes up with for the covers. (That's right, this little project gets two covers: one for me, and one for [info]ckastens).

That's the good news, and pretty much clears my writing desk of everything except getting The Mermaid's Madness done by my August 1 deadline.

This is where we start the swearing. I realized a little while back that the rewrite of this book still had serious problems. So I stepped back and did yet another outline. I've eliminated one character, completely changed a second, and given a third an actual role in the book. (Before, she stayed off the page twiddling her thumbs for 95% of the story.) Two of these changes should go a long way toward adding a sense of fun, which is something the book desperately needed.

I've also added more explosions* to the ending, changed the sequence of events in several places, and ... well, let's just say there are a lot of scribbles and scrawls on my original outline.

So now I have a choice. I can either rewrite the damn thing a third time, incorporating all of these new changes and elements, or I can finish the 75% completed rewrite I've already got, then go back and try to fix things up. I want to finish this rewrite, but I also know I'll do a much better job of cleaning up the first 3/4 of the book if I start from scratch. Again.

Sometimes I hate my process.

Looking at the calendar, if I do 1250 words every single day, including weekends, I should be able to completely rewrite the whole book by the deadline (79 days). Assuming no more plotbunny ambushes. Scary? A little bit. On the other hand, some parts I can almost copy and paste from the current draft. I'm not changing every single detail, after all. I can also ask my family to give me a few writing days -- my current record is 10,000 words in one day, when I was writing Goblin Quest. I know I can do this.

But I'm still stressing about it, and I'm still a bit scared. Wouldn't it be nice if we could get the story right on the very first attempt?

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*Figuratively speaking ... sort of.

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The daily Tweets..

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Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter. That's it I"m going to bed now...
I'm way behind.

1st - 106
2nd - 93
3rd - 35

Yes, I'm in third place.

[info]mabfan wanted to know a little more about the contest, so here we go.
[info]debtaber pointed it out to me a couple of weeks ago. Basically, diemonday is a humor blog targeted at those folks needing a bit of levity during their workday. They are kicking off the site with a short story contest for work-related stories. The contest was free to enter with great prizes (first gets $200, second $100, third $50, and fourth a sponge gun).

Well, I happened to have a nice piece coming out in a book I'm publishing later this summer by the wonderful Alethea Kontis (she invited me to submit something, so that helped my mind reconcile the self-publishing conundrum). I asked Alethea if she minded I entered the story in the contest. She waved her wand and said "Let it be so."

They story is a fictionalized and highly exaggerated retelling of my first fan convention experience (and meeting Alethea for the first time).

While I'd be delighted to win $50 or even the cool sponge gun (my little girl would go nuts with such a toy), I have my eye on the big prize: $200.

So please vote for me! Voting ends Sunday night.
http://diemonday.blogspot.com/2008/05/unwarranted-serendipity.html

Originally published at Hydrogen Economy. You can comment here or there.

Two playlists from weeks past, plus a new podcast from last week, featuring a guest mix from M50!

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Just my imagination running away with me

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 9:50 AM
Do you see imagination and creativity as synonymous or as two separate things?

Is creativity the means of expressing your imagination?

Just curious to hear your thoughts.


Gary . . .

P.S.: Of course there's a post coming!

What I love this morning

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 9:38 AM
These two orioles that were weaving, double-helix style, around each other in flight, right past my car window.

And while I was walking, the orioles in the tops of all the trees, which still just have ferny, lacy foliage, still not all unfurled.

The sun was so warm (my eyes are so tired! I closed my eyes and the sun felt so good on my eyelids.) I thought how orioles are something like monarch butterflies but brighter, more golden-orange than red-orange.

I thought, I'd like to have orioles fly all around me, so I could hear their wings and feel the breeze they make and practically touch their feathers. I'd like to be in a cloud of orioles the way trees can be in clouds of monarch butterflies. And then I remembered getting horse kisses the other day. I never knew horses were so lovey dovey! This one kept coming up and kissing my cheek and pressing her head against my chest and sniffing my sweater. Perhaps I smelled like something tasty? Or maybe she just was feeling affectionate.

4th Street Fantasy Convention

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 8:29 AM
You should all attend this one.

Convention info here.

[info]pameladean talks about it here.

Bear and Mole are going. And so should you.

[info]lydy gives you the scoop here and here.

I told the programming coordinator that I'd be willing to be on panels, but looking at all the super-brilliant folks attending the Con has me wondering if I won't be a bit outclassed.

So, all of you are coming, right?

Get ready for tiny mews

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 5:34 AM

Tiny mews, odd monochromatic body fur and paw chewing. GO!

Ross and Jo-Lynn L., exquisite work with the tiny mews.

Grindhouse: Death Proof

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 4:44 AM
Three beautiful women (Vanessa Ferlito, Sydney Tamiia Poitier, and Jordan Ladd) drive around in a Texas town. They don't know it, but a stalker is following them: Stuntman Mike (Kurt Russell). They all end up in the same bar, where they meet Pam (Rose McGowan), an acquaintance of the three women. Stuntman Mike convinces Pam that she'd like him to drive her home. They leave in his car, and the other three leave with a fourth woman (Monica Staggs) in their car.

Since the next three paragraphs include progressively stronger SPOILERS, I'll use small text to make them easier to skip without reading.

Soon, Stuntman Mike reveals his dirty secret to Pam: although his "death-proof" car is absolutely safe for him, it's not at all safe for her. He drives wildly, bouncing her around in the unsafe passenger seat, until she's battered unconscious. Then he finds the other women and smashes into their car; he's the sole survivor.

Later, he finds Zoƫ Bell (as herself), Abernathy (Rosario Dawson), Kim (Tracie Thoms), and Lee (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) at a Tennessee convenience store. Zoƫ has them go to see a muscle car she wants to drive; it's for sale and her pretense is that she wants to test-drive it before buying. Not only that, she wants to try out a wild stunt she calls "Ship's Mast". They leave Lee behind as collateral to convince the seller they won't steal his car.

Stuntman Mike follows them, and attacks them with his death-proof car, while Zoƫ is playing Ship's Mast. But Kim and Zoƫ are stunt-women, so they're not easy victims like the five in Texas. After an extended road battle, both cars skid to a stop, and the women turn tables on him. Who will win the battle in the end? (Even in small print, I'm not telling.)

Quentin Tarantino wrote and directed this film, which was originally released as Grindhouse in combination with Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror and a number of trailers to nonexistent films. The intention of the project was to make a pair of "B" movies, in a combination of homage and spoof of genuine 1970s grindhouse "B" movies. This film is a much better movie in most respects. One weakness is in the spoof aspect: although it borrows a lot from exploitation films (including some typical flaws), its execution is a bit too good for the joke to work. On the other hand, I didn't think the joke was very funny anyway (as I wrote in my Planet Terror review), so I don't see this film's failure to be bad enough for the spoof to work as a serious shortcoming.

The is almost good on the plot side; there are some plot holes, but I'm never sure whether they're mistakes or intentional as part of the exploitation film joke. But the idea of a spree-killer who uses a stunt car as his murder weapon is very clever, and the premise is well executed. The biggest dramatic fault is the encounter with the first group of women; foreshadowing undermines the emotional strength of the scene's outcome.

The dialogue side of the writing is very good, particularly among the second set of women. Although fans of exploitation movies might regard the talk scenes as a bothersome interruption of the action, I found it more interesting. Better still, parts of the main action segment were spiced up with the sharp dialogue, so fans of the dialogue and fans of the action could have fun at the same time. Overall, I rate the writing good.

The directing is a mix. The bar scene is good, but nothing special. The action scene that follows has a shaky stretch, with a spectacular (though somewhat repetitive) conclusion, and a great moment of comic relief. The non-action scenes with the second group of women are very good. The final action sequence is excellent.

Kurt Russell was excellent; his changes in tone were tough to get right, but he pulled it off. In the first group of women, only Rose McGowan was memorable; she was good if her intention was spoof, but fair if she was supposed to be taken seriously. The others were collectively good, but not individually noteworthy. In the second group of women, Zoƫ Bell was rather stiff, even though she was playing a version of herself; I rate her performance almost-good. Rosario Dawson and Tracie Thoms were very good; Thoms deserves extra credit because her performance elevates Bell's work. Mary Elizabeth Winstead was excellent if her intention was spoof, but fair if she was trying to play serious.

The stunt work was excellent – much too good for the exploitation movie premise. The other technical work was very good – again a bit too good. The music was good, and unobtrusive.

7 Good After seeing Planet Terror, I expected not to like this movie. But the solid directing, spectacular stunt work, and mostly-good acting aren't dragged down by bad writing. The main fault is that it tried to have it both ways on the exploitation movie spoof premise; it was in many respects too good to play as a spoof, but still had enough holes that it wasn't clearly trying to be more than a spoof. That makes it feel like less than the sum of its parts, but I still rate it good.

I chose to watch the film in the first place because my wife and I met McGowan's aunt at the SIFF preview the other night. It's odd that although I liked this movie much better than Planet Terror, I thought McGowan did better work in the lesser movie.

Credits: The first point about the credits is that there's one brief, final scene after the big names in the credits, but before the long-list credits begin.

The credits didn't follow the style of genuine exploitation movies very well. Rather than being a couple of screens full of names, including a lot of duplications of people doing several jobs, this one had a credit scroll that went on and on. But since it's much better than the movies it spoofs, I don't think that's a problem.

Rating: The film's US rating of "R" is reasonable, based on the violence. There's a lot of foul language, and some talk about sex, but no actual sex or nudity. The violence is reason enough for the "R" on its own.

Screening: Monday morning, finished Wednesday morning, at home (Starz! on demand cable television).
Audience: One.

Snacks: Decaf tea.

Ads: I didn't pay attention to the Starz! self-promotions. This version didn't include the fake trailers.

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it's true

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 9:04 AM
Despite the fact that I am a big ball of melancholy these days, I will say this: it is really good to be working on CdF regularly again. Call me crazy, but I very much enjoy editing.

Reading and Signing

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 7:59 AM
Tonight!

Barth Anderson at Present Moment Books  
7:00 pm
3546 Grand Avenue South, Minneapolis



I ain't ded

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 8:51 AM

I just dropped the little dog off at Dr. K's to have his teeth cleaned, which makes me mildly anxious because it involves anesthesia, but he's a Maltese and needs regular dental care.

ETA: Cleaning was uneventful and he is yodeling as he emerges from anethesia (the vet's office called and I could hear him seranading them in the background, poor boy). I can pick him up around noon.

Kameko had her annual vet apt Monday, and is doing pretty well for a 14-year-old cat. Everyone at Dr. B's was surprised at what a brazen strumpet she is: so long as you (meaning anyone) rub her cheeks and generally makes much of her, she's as mushy as a queen in heat and doesn't care what else you do to her. "Clearly she hasn't read the tortie manual," was the universal reaction to her.

I've been insanely, but prosaically, busy the last two+ weeks, and too tired to spend much time online.

Tomorrow, I will most likely observe the second anniversary of my mother's death by staying home and catching up on house work. Mom would probably be pleased.

Unmasking Adam Austin

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 7:58 AM
As good wishes for Gene Colan light up the blogosphere, I'm reminded of the fact that when I first became aware of his work, that work wasn't appearing under his own name, due to the comic-book traditions of the day. Back then, it was taboo for artists and writers to openly accept assignments from multiple companies, and so if they wanted to work for other than a single outlet, they had to do so under a pseudonym, creating a different house name wherever they went.

For example, when DC inker Mike Esposito first started working for Marvel Comics, he appeared under the name Mickey Demeo. Frank Giacoia became Frank Ray, Gil Kane was reborn as Al Stak, and so on.

From this vantage point, it all seems a polite fiction, because who could read the works of any of these creators and not know who really wrote or drew them, whatever the pen names? Surely the editors and publishers of the day could see right through the ruse. But I guess they were primarily concerned that the readers think that all of their favorite artists and writers were exclusive, and in those days when comic-book fandom was just being born, the powers that be probably felt that no one would be able to tell what was really going on.

Which meant that it was a much different world when Gene Colan first started working for Marvel Comics in 1965. Here's how his Sub-mariner assignment was announced in the first newsletter I ever received after sending in my pennies, nickels, and dimes to join the Merry Marvel Marching Society in 1965. Based on the other upcoming comic-book content mentioned, I'm guessing that I received this in the spring of that year.

As you'll see once you click to enlarge, back then, there was no Gene Colan. There was only ... Adam Austin.



Once Adam Austin's work began appearing to great acclaim, the following nugget ran in all of the Bullpen Bulletins pages which were printed in Marvel's November 1965 issues.



Finally, in the May 1966 Bullpen Bulletins pages, Stan ripped off Adam Austin's mask, and we all finally learned whose work we had been admiring.



Some of you might ask—why was I fooled by a pseudonym in the first place? Whatever name it appeared under, shouldn't I have been able to identify Gene Colan's unmistakable style?

To which I can only respond—hey man, cut me a break! When Adam Austin first appeared in the pages of Marvel Comics, I was only 10 years old!

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The River of Three Crossings

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 7:53 AM

As [info]slushmaster announced yesterday, "The River of Three Crossings" went to Shawna at Realms of Fantasy. It'll be the fifth in the Lord Yamada series to be published there, following:

"Fox Tails"
"Moon Viewing at Shijo Bridge"
"A Touch of Hell"
"Hot Water"


A sixth, "The Bride Doll," is scheduled for the PAPER BLOSSOMS, SHARPENED STEEL anthology, but that won't be out for a while yet.

May. 14th, 2008

  • 8:09 AM
Am I the only one who finds it a bit odd that, for all the talk about how Hilary is "running her own campaign" and "refusing to be in her husband's shadow", all the news lately is about how Bill is campaigning / celebrating / reaching out to the voters in the remaining primaries?

Or is this one of those quiet hypocrisies we're not supposed to mention?

a hearsay mini-review of Baghead

  • May. 13th, 2008 at 11:26 PM
My wife and I skipped the April 30 press screening of Baghead. We didn't feel like a 10 am show, and the movie's premise didn't appeal much to either of us.

However, a guy we sat near at today's screening of Continental, a Film without Guns caught the Baghead screening. He didn't immediately recall the title, but mentioned that it was done by the Duplass brothers, who previously made The Puffy Chair (which I still need to see; my wife said was very funny). That was enough for us to figure it out.

Anyway, he had a mini-review of Baghead. The essence of it was, "don't miss the first minute of Baghead, but the rest of it isn't much good."

So, we'll try to see if it works out to catch the first minute, then slip out in time to see something more interesting.

It's quite possible that the movie is good in terms of its genre, but neither my wife nor I are into it. I should have asked the guy whether it was something fans of the genre would like, but I didn't think of it at the time.

(I'd like to give the mini-reviewer proper credit, but although we know him from previous SIFF events, neither of us can recall his name. I'm not sure we've even introduced each other by name.)

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